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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

'Starship in space': See amazing photos from SpaceX megarocket's Flight 9 test mission - Space

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

2 Years of Exercise Reversed 20 Years of Aging in the Heart: Longest-Ever Randomized Trial on Exercise - Good News Network

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman sees sales fall as Trump trade conflicts weigh on spirits producers - AP News

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Why is there so much hate against black people?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Still no good

Tulsa, Oklahoma, plans more than $105m in reparations for America's 'hidden' massacre - BBC

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How AI Mode and AI Overviews work based on patents and why we need new strategic focus on SEO - Search Engine Land

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

With massive funding round and $31 billion valuation, Anduril is nearing the size of defense industry giants it wants to displace - Fortune

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!